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Tuesday, August 9, 2011

V monologues

Like a lazy child, I've been putting off blogging week after week. Mostly because I have not learnt enough 'okrika' to take up sugabelly's language challenge. All I have learnt is how to say 'my name is...and I am an accountant'..not very impressive I tell you.

A lot has happened in my life since I dropped my pen but the most exciting of all is that I am now a graduate! Yipee! That and I am also an unemployed job seeker...oh..and V is for Virgin. I don't mind being a virgin honestly, but dating a V, is a different ball game. I become a practice canvas for all his fantasies and thoughts, so basically he is 'using me to practice'

This guy, I knew he was a virgin before we started kinda sorta maybe dating. So the first time, we are together, I know he's dying to kiss me but he won't make a move, he probably doesn't know how to, so I do him a million dollar favour, I make the move. Turns out making the move wasn't exactly the problem. At 23, he has NEVER kissed a girl. So I then have to teach him for to kiss. This is basically giving someone the license to clink teeth with yours, give u more than a healthy dose of saliva etc etc. He catches up slowly and fairly. Then suddenly, it hits me, I have changed his life, I have not only taught him2kiss, but given him his first kiss. Then he raises his hand, slowly and timidly, like a kid signaling to the teacher. Puzzled, I ask 'what?'..apparently, he wants2try again. See, 'using me to practice'.

I don't want to be a teacher, I don't have the patience. I don't want a V, I want someone who knows what to do, someone who at least can kiss me and take my breath away.No, I can't teach you to take my breath away, that just comes from experience.
My friend says, I am looking for a 'bad boy' that will break my heart. Well, who's to say I know what I want?



P.s; I missed this place :) and my next post must be an audio post in my language. Amen.

13 comments:

kitkat said...

lmao at the kissing lesson. musta been super awkward. sowi! :p

Blessing said...

Welcome back!
Congrats on your graduation!

Hmmm...the kissing lesson didn't sound like too much fun...sorry hun

G-FUNC said...

Lol ! Hmmm... This your story eh !
Anyways, nice to see you're blogging "actively" again :D.

Prism of an Immigrant said...

Congratulations on your grad....

Myne said...

Nice to have you back, and kudos on your graduation, hope you get a job soon.

LusciousRon said...

Congrats on graduating. Pardon my laughter at your post!

You don't have to be a teacher. You can date someone with some experience but ONLY after you have made it clear you will not be going further than that. Some guys don't mind waiting, some would.

Good luck. Stay away from the so-called bad guys.

aloted said...

funny post..:)

hmm i dont see anything wrong with u dating a v and learning together when the time comes. the good thing is because u are both v's it will be easier to stay committed to your boundaries and if u end up getting married learn and grow togther. if u don't , u won't end up feeling exploited

the risk with dating a non V especially if they are not planning on staying celibate is they might pressure u to do things u dont want to do and might end up leaving and hurting u.

At least with ur v boyfy it seems u are setting the pace? which i tell u is a very good thing.

the above is just my thoughts. i pray u make the right decision on this

Ms. 'dufa said...

@all, thanks for stopping by. *blowing kisses*

Ms. 'dufa said...

@aloted, Seems I opened his eyes for him, he gave some flimsy excuse about him having commitment issues and took a bow. I tire!

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